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An Erotic Sit Down With Jay Esthar |
By Vince401 and Jay Esthar |
Vince401 - First of all you may thank me for allowing you to sit down with such a
distinguished member of the internet.
Because this interview is being performed without the ability of real time
conversation I will adapt my questions by guessing what your answers will be.
Vince401 - Let's start out by getting to know you more, what is your full name?
Jay Esthar - Jamal Edward Lawrence Joseph Jr... I like to change the "Junior" to "The Second" because it sounds more dignified, and it is, I'm a very dignified
person. I have nicknames for each of my four and a half names too. Jamal can
be Jam-Jam, Jammy, Jay, Jamally or Maul, as in the sith lord Darth Maul.
Edward is easily Ed, and people turn the Lawrence into Leslie. You can guess
the rest yourself.
Vince401 - Thanks Leslie, so what do you do for a living?
Jay Esthar - Freeloading should count. *laughs* Though if it doesn't, I work on
legitamate film production crews. You can download my movies off the
internet.
Vince401 - And how do you like the hardcore pornography industry?
Jay Esthar - I'm not that official yet, but I'm sure it'll be great. *laughs*
Vince401 - I couldn't agree more, I watched Port -a- Potty Bitches 6 and couldn't stop
laughing. The whole industry is fantastic.
So it's my understanding you're working on a revolutionary new project, tell
us a little bit more about that.
Jay Esthar - My project is entitled Legacy of the Gun Samurai. It promises to merge wild
west gun fighting with hot cyber punk action... and I think something
Japanese has to be thrown in there too, you know, to get the whole "samurai"
point across. I don't know if the music is Japanese or Chinese or Eskimo,
but it's certainly Asian and that's what matters *laughs*
This game promises to let your character move in correspondance with the
four directional arrow screens. It's got a menu you can access as long as
you're not in a cutscene. We also have tens of sidequest, distrubuted over
the course of a 14 part series. From bunny slaying to cat stacking.
Vince401 - That sounds fantastic, and how many cats will you be able to stack on top of
each other?
Jay Esthar - *laughs* I don't know, how long can you go without knocking down the cat
stack tower?
Vince401 - So, when can we expect to see more from this project?
Jay Esthar - I don't know, when is this interview going up? *laughs* Seriously? *laughs*
You'll *laughs* probably *laughs* hear *laughs* more *laughs* from *laughs*
me *laughs* in *laughs* the *laughs* Fall *laughs* Though there's something
in the works for this August *laughs* *grabs a drink of water* *scratches
his nads* *laughs*
Vince401 - I see, I for one can't wait, I'm more excited than Gene Simmons after
finding out his latest CD just went platinum again. So how long has this
been in the making?
Jay Esthar - I had the idea for awhile now, I got it after the pope gave me a square kick
in the jewels. How long ago was that Steve? *looks over at Steve* *laughs*
Yeah, a month or something.
Vince401 - The pope kicked you in the nuts how many times?
Jay Esthar - *laughs* only once.
Vince401 - Well that's all the time we have for today, thanks for taking the time out
of your dubiously busy schedule, until next time folks this is Vince401 and
Lesbian Leslie signing off....
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