The problem seems to arise in the fact that, America needs money, a serious problem with no clear/practical solution. That's why it's important we do one of 2 things:

Attack Canada and take their gold.

Or, Attack The Ancient City Of Dwarves.

Now it's common knowledge that Canada has no wealth or value, aside from their surprisingly large quantities of Moose, so it's only natural that we make the city of Dwarves our target, it's also common knowledge that the cute little creatures are chock full of rich golden goodness. Any Dungeons And Dragons kid will be able to tell you that Dwarves are always wealthy and generally have pointy hats adding +4 Dexterity. Simple gibberish to us normal folk, but the wealth part shines through. So now to the battle plan.

Now that the general idea of raping and pillaging the Village is established, it becomes necessary for a more organized battle plan. Dwarves are a generally peaceful, clean, and industrious people, much like the people of Honduras. But unlike the people of Honduras Dwarves are known to spring into violence at any given moment. Because of this it is important that we strike quickly, it would be best to do such during their annual happy dance ritual, or whatever it is the Dwarves do to celebrate their delightful pointy hats.

So dance your little pointed shoes off Dwarves, soon America will come for you all and we'll be filthy rich. Remember, just because the seven Dwarves didn't decapitate Snow White doesn't mean they'll spare you.