So you are surely asking yourself? How do I become more interactive with the world around me. The answer is both simple and complex. This paradox of an answer is programming. The both complex and extraordinarily simple language consisting of complicated terms, numbers, and commands.

Programming is a powerful tool for any person living or dead. Without programming you would not be reading this web page or even be starting up your computer. Instead you would be homeless and work in a factory gluing soles to tennis shoes for a measly five cents an hour. See how important this is? So why not be a part of it? Soon you can be like this guy.

Sure he looks like one giant peppermint, but haven't we all felt like Peppermints at one time or another?

Well then, to start off you will need to know basic commands to do stuff. Commands such as: goto, 1337, cin, compaq, stuff. Now before your brain swells with confusing information just know that all this is relative. So you ask, what do I do with these commands? Why insert them into their relative program of course. In no time you should be comprising terrifying programs that have the power to murder your friend and make his woman fall in love with you.

So you ask, how does one construct a murder program? Well let's look at this basic script.

<command

operation: Kill Sam 1337ly
primary directive: steal Sam's girlfriend.
further orders: do stuff
goto: mall
also: 0v@rc1oC|< Pr0ceSS0r A\/\/eSme d00erd!

no more command>

You've finally crossed the world of the internet to real life, and murdering nonetheless. God bless America and it's programming ways. Now that you've come this far you'll be like this guy: