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LustForBlood Rants: Volume 1 Lust For Blood Rants: Volume 1
By LustForBlood
Ok, whats the deal with the teachers at my school. Theri either two things:

One: A prep. from some catholic school in Washington.
Two: Emotinal bitchs who ate a few too many large fries and double hamburgers.

Actually its very possible that they could all be both. When you look at them, its kind of like looking at a toad, with two heeping bags of crap with nossles at the end. That of which is located in the chest area, cloths from "Giants R Us" size 45 Triple X please. I mean I'm all for being who you are and shit, but come on! Theres no fucking wayTHATS who you normaly are. Theres "fat" and then theres "round" . If I had grey paint and someone coverd themr in it, they would look EXACTLY like a fucking rock. Jesus ladies, you know, if you are a bit big boned its still ok to try and be a few 100 pounds lighter because being 3 tons is not normal for someone 5'6 ok? Also, your health, is probably fucked up pretty bad too eh? I don't know who can live forever after eating McDonalds every day, could be freddy the cockroach but at least he fucking works out you know! I don't see you running around dodging feet! I guess the point I'm trying to get across ,in the fatty depo. sale on carbs, is that being fat is okay, however what pisses me off most is when they complain about being heavy like its someone elses fault. As long as you TRY to workout and if you can atleast try to be active you won't need to excuse things because of your size. THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE!

Alright now we go into where its really important: theri ATTITUDE! First of all I've seen the pope use words like dang and shoot and crud more then them.Not just in school, but in real fucking life. Their more of a prep then the guy whos the leader of them, now how does that make you fucking feel eh? I'm sure people are cheering "Yes, you continue your succesful view on life" while others like myself are going "Good job, you can smile at everything, now smile at this you In-denile sons and daughters of bitches! *flips em off*" My god if you say the word "dumb" around them it'll be like you said "Go fuck youself, then your mom, after shes done with the five way with her cats and the mailman which is instantly broadcasted live over 200,000 porn sites that are charging YOU to give THEM preverted entertainment" But no, "dumb" is the killer. My goodness that makes people feel worthless and very underappreciated! WRONG. it makes them pissed when someone calls them that, which is what we need more of, since the terrorists are going to fucking run all of us over with bomb infested SUVs if we don't show em all of us arn't pussys.

Let the kid strike the dumb thrower in the chin, or, he can be cool and come up with a cool insult like lets say uh: "Well, your a fucking demented homo with three penises and 5 vaginas that wake up every morning to the sight of naked Micheal Jackson posters which say 'HEHE! I'm staring at the naked boy in the Mirrior!' with a mom that you masterbate to named robo-char and has hotdogs for tities." That'll show em.

My point here is: Don't presume just because you can smile at everything and then solve issues that can solve themselves *cough* calling someone a childish name *cough* that your so special and everyone should respect you. Fuck you, your attitude and return to reality where words like shit, fuck, and damn are commonly used in everyday situations. GOOD DAY!

P.S.: B*B is not responseable for the thoughts and views expressed in this writing.