Jive Lesson 1
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General Terms and Words - Homie, Word, G, Funk, Brutha, Brudda,
soul, bust, groove, Move, Cap, Bitch, Ho, Pimp, Yo, Dog.

These words when integrated into already placed sentences, can 
create a form of language known as Jive. However using these 
words without the supporting words would be jibberish.

(Example) Word up street dog. Lez jam to a night club where we
can bust a groove.

(Translation) Greetings friend, why don't we visit a dancing 
establishment where we can show our skills?

Get it? Here's another example.

(Example) Sup G? Sing with your soul and bust a cap in yo ho.

(Translation) I am considering joining the local church choir.

Some parts of the world use different terms I reccomend visiting
your local Bronx so you may pick up on the latest slang.

Now lets establish right from wrong.

(Incorrect) Sup Bitch? Slide over to my crip fo some sould food.
(Correct) Sup Bitch? Slide over to my crib foe some soul food.
(Translation) Hello prostitute, please visit my house.

Fo is a difficult term to use properly, Fo should be used as long
as the following word does not start with S.

Less Tasteful words
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As you may have noticed some words have been left out until now.
AKA, Bling Bling, Nigga, etc.

Now lets view proper integration of these words.

(Example) Yo nigga, bust up da old lady wit her own cane.
(Translation) Hello person of high stature. My mother has 
contracted the flu virus.

(Example) Bling Bling, Ho lez groove into the back room where
we can get down and funky.
(Translation) Please watch my cat, as I do not wish it to escape
into the streets.

Extra Examples
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(Example) That is whack, Dog
(Translation) Lets travel to the nearest Dairy Queen.

(Example) Yo Bitch, how much fo dat candy azz of yo's?
(Translation) Good evening prostitute. How much shall I pay
for your services?

This concludes your first Jive lesson. Good luck and happy Jiving.

This service intended for white people who have no clue what rappers
are trying to say. All other use is strictly prohibited.